My Guy Meme

Saw this meme over at MotoMom's page and thought I'd do it about My Guy!
In honor of Valentine's Day.
Like you guys haven't heard enough about him yet. Sorry...

OK, not really. But, you know, if you're sick of hearing about him just skip on to the next post. I'm just a little obsessed.

Hope he doesn't kill me...

I LOOOOOooooVE you, honey! XXXOOO

His age: "late forties"...VEEEEERRRY Late!
How tall is he: HE says six foot, the doctor's office says 5 ft 9.
How long have you been together: "together" for 10 months.
How long did you know each other before you got together? About 6 months.
What physical features attracted you to him first?: the SMILE with dimples; impish, like he's just about to do something naughty.
Eye color: brown
Hair color: Sandy brown
Hair style: Used to be long, from what he tells me. But I'm his barber now, so it's a 1/2 inch clipper cut. And he looks VERY studly!
Normal Outfit: Tank top and shorts
How did you meet: On MySpace. But if my mother asks you, we met in a check-out line at WalMart, ok?
How serious is it: Ummmmm, Fairly Serious.
Are you "in love": I like to think so. We try to keep it fresh!
Do your parents like him: Yes. They have been hurt very badly by my husbands so they are going to guard their hearts for awhile as they get to know him.
Do his parents like you: I know they would, if they were alive. Cuz I'm all that and a box of chips, you know? NOT!
Do you trust him: Definitely! I trust him with my LIFE!.
Would you share a toothbrush with him: Of course. We have the same mouth germs. Trust me.
Would he let you wear his pants?: He's offered, but I've never taken him up on it.
Do you have a shirt of his that you sleep in? No. I sleep in my old "fat" 3X shirts.
Do you like the way he smells: Oh, yes! Sometimes I just nuzzle my nose into his neck and breathe him in. Yummy!
Can you picture having kids with him: We're raising four together. It's our biggest challenge sometimes.
What bothers you the most about him: Undies on the bathroom floor...need I say more?
Does he have a temper: He gets angry; we all do. But he is never mean and is always open to discussion. And like #2 said today "MG is way better than Daddy; MG doesn't hit us."
Are you happy to be with him: In a way I have never been before.
Does he embarrass you in public: Sometimes...but I get him back! Bwahhaahaaa!
Does he smoke or do drugs? NO WAY. In fact, he rode my hiney until I quit smoking.
Does he have any piercings?: one ear. But he doesn't wear an earring very often.
Any tattoos? a partial. We've been trying to find a design that will cover it up, but it's kinda big. And dark colored.
Does he have any scars that you know of? Oh, goodness! More than I can count! Apparently, he was kind of a rowdy teenager. The most dramatic are on his shoulder and thigh. I won't embarrass him and say what the scars are from. Suffice it to say...he's a lucky boy!
Is he a Party dude or Stay at home?: At this stage of his life, he's definitely stay-at-home. I get the distinct impression he has had his "Party-Dude" days, however.
Is he Outgoing or Shy?: Outgoing! Uh, YAH! I call him a big flirt but the truth is that he makes friends with ANYONE he's sitting next to, no matter how old, young, male, female...doesn't matter to him, he'll talk their leg off AND Make them laugh, to boot!
Does he love his mama?: Touchy subject. He never knew her that well.
Would he hang out with you and YOUR friends?: Are you kidding? He went to a Partylite CANDLE party with me Sunday afternoon and sat with a bunch of ladies sniffing candles just so he COULD BE WITH ME. HOW awesome is THAT?!? He loves my friend T and her guy and he misses Mol, my neighbor who moved last month, just as much as I do.
Sing?: Yes, along with the radio and at church. Not half bad, really.

Just when I thought I'd just have to give up and be alone forever...
Here you are. Sharing my life, making me happy, loving my kids.
I never expected this. I know you didn't, either. We were just gonna be best buddies, remember?
Now we're best buddies...with heart.
I love you, MG.

Happy Valentine's Day, Baby!