Courtesy of my little #4...
From the backseat (thank GOODNESS, so she couldn't see that "Deer in the headlights" look that mother's get when they get asked a question that requires "creative thought")
"Mooooom, Does Jesus live at the North Pole?"
No, dear. But Jesus' friend Saint Nicholas lives there!
Jesus lives in Heaven now with His Daddy, God.
Then I sit cringing in fear...what question is coming next?
#4 - "Ok, Mommy. Thanks!"