OH goodness!! I've been reading the LawDog's blogs and, friends, this man has some of the funniest stories! Getting to the point where I can't read his stuff at work because I'm giggling so hard I can't answer the phone "in a professional manner". I am very partial to law enforcement humor anyway and even when he ISN'T trying to be funny, he is because of the wording. Hardly a cussword, but some of the most colorful, descriptive language you'll ever see.
Anyway, if you couldn't tell, I think this guy is GREAT! Check out this story called "Don't Make Me Hurt You, Bubba!"